Embracing Your Big Fat Ass
Author: Laura Banks
Life is short -- too short to spend most of it worrying about what you look like from behind. That fact hasn't stopped women everywhere from obsessing over their weight -- specifically, that portion of it resting on their asses. In this gleefully frank new book, Janette Barber and Laura Banks lampoon society's obsession with the gluteus maximus while offering solidarity, support, and inspiring advice to fellow B-FABs (Big Fat Ass Babes). Embracing Your Big Fat Ass encourages readers to accept and love every inch of themselves -- including the lumpier parts.
Table of Contents:
Foreword
Section I The Birth of the B-FABs (Big Fat Ass Babes)
What's in a Word?
Embracing Your Big Fat Ass
Born to Be a B-FAB
Self-Image -- A Snapshot from Behind
It's All My Mother's Fault
Big Beautiful Fat Ass Babe Society
Section II Your Life as a Basket Case
Your Family, a Heavy Matter
The Annoying Little Voice Inside Your Head
The Local Fix
Addictions and Compulsions of a B-FLAB (Big Flabby Ass Babe)
Checking Out
Section III Romance and Your Big Fat Ass
Romantic Moods and Moves
That Asshole Todd
Your Backside in the Bedroom
The D-List Boyfriend
Section IV Clothing, Friendship, Shopping, and Other Distractions
Fashion -- Not Just for Skinny Babes
Counter Intelligence
Bonding with Your Fellow B-FABs
The Secrets of a Fat Ass Date
Section V A Working Woman with a Waddle
Your Job with a Bouncing BFA
How My Big Fat Ass Paid the Bills
Working for Food
Section VI Attempted Health and Weight Loss Projects
Dieting Sucks Because Baby's Got Back
My Life in Diets
Exercising Your Big Fat Ass
Section VII Leaving It All Behind
Managing Fat Ass Sprawl on Trips of Any Kind
Getting Frisked at the Airport
Pooling Around at the Holiday Inn
Happy Holidass
Christmas Eve Chronicle
In Conclusion The Art of Masstery
The Asstrological Reader
Acknowledgments
See also: Beginning ASPNET 35 or Everything Is Miscellaneous
Embracing Your Big Fat Ass
Author: Laura Banks
Life is short -- too short to spend most of it worrying about what you look like from behind. That fact hasn't stopped women everywhere from obsessing over their weight -- specifically, that portion of it resting on their asses. In this gleefully frank new book, Janette Barber and Laura Banks lampoon society's obsession with the gluteus maximus while offering solidarity, support, and inspiring advice to fellow B-FABs (Big Fat Ass Babes). Embracing Your Big Fat Ass encourages readers to accept and love every inch of themselves -- including the lumpier parts.
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